Fuck Big Boy Act a Fool Ackrite Be-in Give It 2 Ya Smack My Bitch Up Atwa Black Night White Light Benny Blanco THAT A Flock of Seagulls Frankie Goes to Hollywood Prodigy System of a Down Bloodhound Gang Zhil D12 Abba B. G. Damned Slipknot Bloodhound Gang Da Brat De La Soul Debbie Gibson Dr. Dre Alice Deejay Echo The Bunnymen Ian Hunter Zebrahead Lyrics >  B >  Bloodhound Gang > The Ballad of Chasey Lain The Ballad of Chasey Lain Dear chasey lain I wrote to explain I’m your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You’ve had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I’ve had a lotta time Had a lotta time You’ve had a lotta dick chasey But you ain’t had mine Dear chasey lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You’ve had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I’ve had a lotta time Had a lotta time You’ve had a lotta dick chasey But you ain’t had mine Dear chasey lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You’ve had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I’ve had a lotta time Had a lotta time You’ve had a lotta dick chasey But you ain’t had mine P.s. Mom and dad this is chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ¡®em them titties Now show ¡®em them titties P.s. Mom and dad this is chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ¡®em them titties Now show ¡®em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? {othersongs}